Figured I'd start it off with a couple of things I've read and chuckled at so far today...again, these are real comments by real douchebags.
Videogame commenters are some of my favorite because they're CRAZY. They flip out over the littlest thing. They'll threaten to murder Sony Execs if they don't like the boxart of a new game, threaten to burn down Best Buy if they don't answer a question, it's just hilarious. They also go back and forth on which is better, Xbox or PS3, CONSTANTLY. Here are some good game comments from the past week.
Miguelito Kache- Yooo...I
could tell everyone here loves PS3, & Hate on MS xbox.. But let me
said something to set everything st-8 here.... The first two years the
WII came out... It out sold PS3 & XBOX...RIGHT! An the last three
years the XBOX 360 Has sold more Units than the PS3 & WII.. RIGHT...
so, Its clear to say the PS3 lives only in JAPAN... WHERE THEY OUTSOLD
THE MS XBOX360.... BUT WAT ABOUT UNITED KINDOMS & UNITED STATES
WHERE THE PS3 DOESn't SHOW ANY GROUND... MS XBOX ITS HERE TO STAY... PS3
FAN YA SHOULD STOP HATING ON THE NEW EVOLUTION CONSOLE... THAT'S
WORKING SO HARD TO JOIN GAMERS TOGETHER ON XBOX LIVE & PC....
SOMETHING THAT THE PS3 WILL NEVER DO... OHHH... & KINET... YA DOn't
WANT TO HEIR ABOUT IT... EVOLUTION ON THE MAKING SOMETHING YOU NEVER
SEEN POSSIBLE... SHUT YA MOUTH AND LOOK AT WHAT's HAPPENING AROUND YOU
Before YOU TALK.... USSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH......
"Shakespeare would be jealous, Miguelito."
MYellott: Am I the only one who has virtually no interest in Sony's new hardware, whether it be console or handheld? There are plenty (dare I say too many) multi-platform titles that I'm honestly content if the 360 is my only console for the next 5 years. Although, I have to say I'm definitely not the target audience anymore, having completed my education and working, starting a family, etc. new tech gadgets are a very low priority to me these days. I used to be the kid who always wanted to have the newest this or that, but now that I have the money to indulge, I find that I don't want them so much anymore. I got burned buying the 3DS at launch and it just sits on a shelf looking pretty. Maybe I'm just getting out of gaming altogether. *shrugs*
Videogame commenters are some of my favorite because they're CRAZY. They flip out over the littlest thing. They'll threaten to murder Sony Execs if they don't like the boxart of a new game, threaten to burn down Best Buy if they don't answer a question, it's just hilarious. They also go back and forth on which is better, Xbox or PS3, CONSTANTLY. Here are some good game comments from the past week.
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ARTICLE: Microsoft 'Clearly Concerned' About Games Looking Better on PS3, says Analyst (9/7/11 on Industry Gamers)
"Shakespeare would be jealous, Miguelito."
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ARTICLE: God of War: Origins Collection Hits PS3 Today With Launch Trailer (9/13/11 on the Official PS Blog)
+ bakerarmy on September 13th, 2011 at 12:18 pm said:
Rip
off. Instead of these HD conversions we should just have ps2 support.
Let’s take the PSP GTA stories, they didn’t get remade, just ported to
the ps2.
I used to be fixed on trophy hunting, but gave it. With that said, I
will just play them again on my psp, they look better on the smaller
screen still.
"Oh man. You totally showed SONY by replaying games you beat years ago and playing them again on your PSP just to prove a point."
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ARTICLE: Facebook gets a noticeable update, starts to suck less (9/12/11 on Android Central)
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ARTICLE: PlayStation Store Update (9/13/11 on the Official PS Blog)
*These are usually my favorite awful commenters of the week. You'll see why.
"This guy answered him with a very articulate suggestion...
ARTICLE: PlayStation Store Update (9/13/11 on the Official PS Blog)
*These are usually my favorite awful commenters of the week. You'll see why.
FredPunella on September 13th, 2011 at 3:49 pm said:
Why did anyone bother to put that GIANT PILE OF FAIL that is BulletStorm on the store?
Worst game of 2011.
"Awesome feedback, Fred."
SuddenDepact on September 13th, 2011 at 3:57 pm said:
dont jurassic park the game come out in the 15th??? any word on the price??
"My favorite thing about these commenters, besides their grammar, is how Xbox and PS3 and even the Wii release multiple games a week, yet there is always someone so concerned over a game that no one is talking about and is probably gonna suck anyway."
This next guy was absolute gold. Just look at the timeline of his comments and his final reply to someone who was trying to help him, which made me almost pee my pants.
my ps store dont have fifa 12 demo??? why?
MartinsSCB at 4:19 pm said:
my ps store dont have fifa 12 demo??? why?????
MartinsSCB at 4:22 pm said:
my ps store dont have fifa 12 demo??? why????? its because im in europe??
MartinsSCB at 4:24 pm said:
fifa12????
MartinsSCB at 4:44 pm said:
?????????
MartinsSCB at 4:48 pm said:
i want fifa 12… why my ps store can actualize yet??? its because im from europe?
"I swear I'm not making these up"
MartinsSCB at 4:50 pm said:
fifa 12 demo i want you so bad
"I literally laughed out loud after reading this one"
MartinsSCB at 4:54 pm said:
jesus my ps store isnt updated! I have never wanted a game this badly.
4 fifa 12 make a usa account gosh lil kids rr so stupid nowadays i did 4 EU too get da rugby an pes12 demo early an WOW supercharged V8 racer is only $2.50 WAIT sooo i can buy PSN plus 1 month an still have enough too buy it with a $20?? just need a lil chump change in my account left over let me check their it is!!!! POWER too budget gamers! CRAZY UPDATE 4 those EXTREME gamers bet xbunts dosen’t update like this!!!
"Yeah these kids are mad stoopid. And now the best response ever..."
imacrash you are a geek i can wait im not like you … sorry -.-
GOLD!!! You can wait? You commented 9 times in an hour for a DEMO to a game. Hilarious.
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Article -Two Reasons NBA 2K12 Is Better Than Ever (9/13/11 on IGN.com)
DreMurf1205: OK! NOW IM A BELIEVER!! FORGET THE LOCK OUT! IM BUYING THIS GAME!!!
SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT....... When you choose to play as the '64 Celtics, the game goes black & white?! (ala Kingdom hearts 2 when you get to old school mickey mouse in steam boat willie world?!)
The Charlotte Hornets?! LJ, ZO, K. Gill, & Mugsy?! ARE YOU ACTUALLY SERIOUS?!!!
"Yes, DreMurf. Just like Mickey Mouse. Best comparison ever. "
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Article - Uncharted 3 Preview (9/2/11 on Giantbomb.com)
JohnPaulVann: I'll pass. The graphics are shit and so is the gameplay.
"These crack me up because the games in this series have won pretty much every award possible for graphics, story, gameplay, writing, etc. Haters gotta hate, son."
CopyCatZen: Im too old for video games, but this will get me back to it.
"I'm so old for them I don't even go on random websites about video games I've never heard of and comment on them. Pssh."
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Article - Madden '12 Review (9/4/11 on Giantbomb.com)
ashbash: I know almost nothing about American Football. Same with the "other" football, actually. I know nothing about any sport.
"I know nothing about this thing or have no interest in it. Let me waste a minute of my day to comment on how little I know about it."
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Article - Playstation 4 in Early 2013??? (9/4/11 on Giantbomb.com)
"When people give direct 'advice' to enormous corporations, it makes me laugh."
DCSchark: I want the PS4 to come out when I graduate HS: 2014. That would be awesome! :)
"Mark your calendar, Sony!"
C-P-30: i think that it would be cool if the ps4 has a projector on it or a 12 inch touch screen.maybe even have a battery in it in case of power outages or if you want to use it not pluged into the wall.whatever you do sony just do a good job and at a reasonable price.
"Get on it, Sony!"
gatsbythepig: Why even take the time to write this? There is no news, only speculation that can't be corroborated and eventually it will come true anyway.
Here's one for you," the end is near". We can't confirm nor deny the statement but we believe that one day, it will be true.
What a waste of time.
"Your comment wasn't."
"Seriously guys, I'm just not that interested in gadgets anymore. Even though the 3DS came out just a few months ago and I still won't let my children play it, I just have better things to do. I'm not even in this target market. Stop making me come to video game websites and comment on stuff I have no interest in anymore!" *shrugs*
"In fact, I hate it so much that I have to comment on it!!! What's up wit dat???"