"Crappy Comments from around the world." Everyday I will post crappy comments from mainly crappy people from articles that are posted online. Enjoy.
Thursday, September 29, 2011
Obama on Facebook...
Jeffrey White And my response would be why should I worry about college for a $70,000 a year job when I can get a job in porn and make millions doing what I love the most with talents I was born with?
Do it.
Solomon Ndungu Those talking about negros shud move to planet mars if they think the world was created for them.....as long as they live, we all poop a smelly poop! There's nothing like black poop n white poop. Ideas change the world...America's revolution is credited to its people not their skin colours.....
Couldn't have said it better myself.
Rahmel Lofton BILL CLINTON OR YOU CAN BRING CIGARETTES BACK TO THE PRISON SYSTEMS.
That's not even close to a real sentence.
Leonard Mulwila Malama Black is beautiful,god bless africa and obama.
Thanks, Leonard.
Chidy Kidulah Yeah!ma dude d pain ts lyk a wind tsavel 4 a long tym dats y psychologist advice 2 don hurt others
Seriously, how the FUCK do you spell 'psychologist' correct after that other shit you just wrote?
Mark Patz Your first oblegation is to worship the Lord your God and serve Him only.
My bad.
Tara McKenzie Why didn't my child hear this in school today? She goes to a public school.
Maybe she's as stupid as you.
Casey Omt Carroll the disparity in school quality is huge, and no offense but what about those of us not in school anymore, are we just lost causes?
Her/His profile pic, by the way, was a "Legalize It" poster.
Maureen Crook College is great but I no so many young people who have 4=5 years and come out and can only find a job in a store. Not everyone has the brains to go to college so many people I no too many to mention worked for years in Manufacturing and are not retrainable They might have an IQ of 80=90 and they are great people so what do I tell them?
Hopefully you don't tell them anything, you f'in moron.
Saeed Ahmed I need help?
Definitely not.
George Stevens Scumbag. Sold any babies yet.
You guys remember all those stories about how Obama can't wait to sell babies while he's in office?
New York City braces for Tuesday's arrival of mobile service on subway platforms
ThatSillyBear
F and E for high school.
STRAIGHT REPPIN' THAT 1 TRAIN TO COLUMBIA <3
You mad gangsta, Silly Bear!
Gordon Shumway
Wait a second, you have no subway cellphone access?
I'm on a Hong Kong subway train, in a tunnel, right now as I post this - with a full HSPA signal
I'm not bragging or anything, it's just a big surprise.
I hope Obama included adding new cell towers in his latest spending plan.
F and E for high school.
STRAIGHT REPPIN' THAT 1 TRAIN TO COLUMBIA <3
You mad gangsta, Silly Bear!
Gordon Shumway
Wait a second, you have no subway cellphone access?
I'm on a Hong Kong subway train, in a tunnel, right now as I post this - with a full HSPA signal
I'm not bragging or anything, it's just a big surprise.
I hope Obama included adding new cell towers in his latest spending plan.
Here's what I would never do: click on an article about China's subway system then comment on it.
Andrei Ivanesei
You just get this now and you will only have have signal in stations? LOL welcome to 2001, sincerely, Romania. We have 3g here everywhere in the subway for 3-4 years, if not more.Yeah but you still live in Romania.
You just get this now and you will only have have signal in stations? LOL welcome to 2001, sincerely, Romania. We have 3g here everywhere in the subway for 3-4 years, if not more.Yeah but you still live in Romania.
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
Obama on Facebook asking for donations
This Friday’s fundraising deadline is important. It’s a chance for us to show why we're different from any campaign in politics: because we rely on ordinary Americans giving what they can, one grassroots donation at a time. Will you donate $5 and be part of this campaign today?
Ethan Fletcher Please quit updating so many times a day!! I don't want to have to block you!
He means business, Obama.
Aaron Asper you're a horrible president...congrats :)
You're an awesome person...congrats :)
Amy Rosenthal I gave in 2008. But since then, the recession has caused me to lose a job. Then a second job. I don't have $5 to buy groceries, let alone donate to your campaign.
Good thing you're still paying your internet bill though to go on Facebook.
Abraham Velazquez Ill do pay a dollar kind of short my boos fire me today
Abraham Velazquez Ill do pay a dollar kind of short my boos fire me today
Aww, yeah but, um, how about...wait what?
Tylicee MysReign President Obama, I REALLY need a job :( I am just one of so many out here hurting. I am not a lazy, uneducated, out for anything free, kind of woman. I am hardworking, dedicated, reliable, talented, and VERY motivated citizen who is losing hope. Please, help me so that I can help my family. My sons are watching. Signed ~ A Patient but Frustrated American. Many blessings to you and your family.
C'mon kids. Git yo' ass ova hurr and watch mama talk to da prezodent. I needs a job!
Jayden Rando play halo with me ♥
Jayden Rando play halo with me ♥
So good.
Sameeullah Ather Do not dare attack Pakistan or we will make you history,That's my promise.
How is a clear threat to the President on Facebook not illegal?
Samuel Romeo' Rodriguez No ur black n dnt like the latinos n lowered our welfare now i cant donate nothing!
Sameeullah Ather Do not dare attack Pakistan or we will make you history,That's my promise.
How is a clear threat to the President on Facebook not illegal?
Samuel Romeo' Rodriguez No ur black n dnt like the latinos n lowered our welfare now i cant donate nothing!
.........
Charlie Kelly WE ALL MOST REMEMBER IT TAKES THE WHOLE NATION TO MAKE THIS WORK, NOT JUST THE PRESIDENT WE MUST FIRST LOOK TO JESUS THE ROCK, FOR GUIDENCE IN ALL WE DO SO MORE PRAYING AND LESS POINTING OF FINGERS
Charlie Kelly WE ALL MOST REMEMBER IT TAKES THE WHOLE NATION TO MAKE THIS WORK, NOT JUST THE PRESIDENT WE MUST FIRST LOOK TO JESUS THE ROCK, FOR GUIDENCE IN ALL WE DO SO MORE PRAYING AND LESS POINTING OF FINGERS
Yeah, c'mon everyone. Stop donating money and start praying!
Judy Mc Gibbon Dear Barack Obama--- Would love to donate just five bucks if I had a job....have been looking for over a year... please help me find one that supports my family...can you institute a federal job search website that branches to all states? That would be helpful...let us click a link to find a job close to us....thank you my president!
Judy Mc Gibbon Dear Barack Obama--- Would love to donate just five bucks if I had a job....have been looking for over a year... please help me find one that supports my family...can you institute a federal job search website that branches to all states? That would be helpful...let us click a link to find a job close to us....thank you my president!
Bah, if only there was some way to go online and look for a job. A link of sorts...maybe a website...Oh well, back to Facebook until that technological breakthrough happens.
Hartono Gani Mr obama..tolong bantu palestina untuk dapat berdaulat....Dunia akan bersimpati padaMu.
Hartono Gani Mr obama..tolong bantu palestina untuk dapat berdaulat....Dunia akan bersimpati padaMu.
That's honestly not gonna help at all I think.
Kim Hall Tisdale I don't have no job there no job in America and if it is they are very discrimination if I had a job I would support my president Obama it been crazzi since he been in the white house.
Kim Hall Tisdale I don't have no job there no job in America and if it is they are very discrimination if I had a job I would support my president Obama it been crazzi since he been in the white house.
Who WOULDN'T hire you? I mean c'mon.
Chan Elana ...Barack Obama its god friend....hehee...
handsome Obama
Chan Elana ...Barack Obama its god friend....hehee...
handsome Obama
What???
The War is Over. The Greatest Sidekick of All Time…Revealed?
Sometimes websites like Gamespot.com will have silly tournaments with video game characters in a March Madness style bracket formation. Best Hero, Best Villain, etc. Recently they apparently had a Best Sidekick tournament where people could vote for their favorite sidekick and the winner gets...oh right absolutely nothing. It was just for fun. Because these sidekicks aren't real. Some people took it a little too serious when Launchpad McQuack (from Ducktales) won.
Megavideogamer
Lauchpad McQuack won? How did he manage to defeat Albert? EMC must not be equal to/or even squared. I can see Launchpad beating Albert in a hotdog eating contest. But that is it.
Now I shall have to track down the NES Ducktales game and play it. I never did play that game back in 1989. It was a decent platformer, If I remember correctly the Gamepro magazine review was good. But I never played Ducktales for the NES.
jjmonster2006
wow. that's. retarded.
Awesome feedback, bro.
partyboy66566
Are you serious? There are so many better sidekicks! Any mario character is a better sidekick (Luigi or Toad). Clank? Daxter? Otacon?
You're right. They CAN'T be serious about this!!! I demand a recount!
halorocks123
You guys at Gspot should know that this f***ing contest was rigged from the start. This contest was not only a waste of time but a total BS answer in the. Never have another one of these f***ing contest again.
brodie333
this is really pathetic, alot of really good names were out in the first round. Dom (Gears of War), Luigi (if you dont know what he's from, go kill yourself), Navi (Zelda), Epona (zelda), Cortona (Halo), Garrus (Mass Effect), Dogmeat (Fallout), Dog (fable). these arent just all the big names, but just some off the top of my head that deserve to win more than Launchpad...
ziproy
Yea these contests are jokes. I mean I absolutely HATE Master Chief but he didn't deserve to lose to the Bubble Bubble Dino's (despite the fact I voted for them). And the Brood Queen as the worst villain was just as bad. Gamespot you need to fix these or stop doing them
Boxxcar88
o god, ive lost all hope in humanity *face palm*
Megavideogamer
Lauchpad McQuack won? How did he manage to defeat Albert? EMC must not be equal to/or even squared. I can see Launchpad beating Albert in a hotdog eating contest. But that is it.
Now I shall have to track down the NES Ducktales game and play it. I never did play that game back in 1989. It was a decent platformer, If I remember correctly the Gamepro magazine review was good. But I never played Ducktales for the NES.
Mmm, yes. If I do recall a Gamepro paragraph about a game I never played back in 1989, I do believe it said the game was 'good.'
jjmonster2006
wow. that's. retarded.
Awesome feedback, bro.
partyboy66566
Are you serious? There are so many better sidekicks! Any mario character is a better sidekick (Luigi or Toad). Clank? Daxter? Otacon?
You're right. They CAN'T be serious about this!!! I demand a recount!
halorocks123
You guys at Gspot should know that this f***ing contest was rigged from the start. This contest was not only a waste of time but a total BS answer in the. Never have another one of these f***ing contest again.
Wow. I hope this kid never gets any actual bad news in real life.
brodie333
this is really pathetic, alot of really good names were out in the first round. Dom (Gears of War), Luigi (if you dont know what he's from, go kill yourself), Navi (Zelda), Epona (zelda), Cortona (Halo), Garrus (Mass Effect), Dogmeat (Fallout), Dog (fable). these arent just all the big names, but just some off the top of my head that deserve to win more than Launchpad...
"Luigi (if you dont know what he's from, go kill yourself)" I think that pretty much sums it up.
ziproy
Yea these contests are jokes. I mean I absolutely HATE Master Chief but he didn't deserve to lose to the Bubble Bubble Dino's (despite the fact I voted for them). And the Brood Queen as the worst villain was just as bad. Gamespot you need to fix these or stop doing them
Wait hold on. Did this kid really just say Master Chief didn't deserve to lose to the Bubble Bubble Dino?
Boxxcar88
o god, ive lost all hope in humanity *face palm*
*eats cheez doodles*
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Monday, September 26, 2011
UNCHARTED 3 Storms AMC Theatres Near You…in 3D!
Every now and then, Sony and other video game companies will have live events in NYC, LA, etc. You know, important cities. People always freak out when their town isn't included in the event.
JoeTheBeast16 on September 26th, 2011 at 12:20 pm said:
I Hate the cities.
I live in upstate new york.
And this is the ONLY time i have ever wanted to go to a city.
So thanks alot.
I wanna play Uncharted 3 on a huge theater screen…. :[
Now I gotta get back to trying to track Bigfoot...
RedGiant17 on September 26th, 2011 at 12:29 pm said:
Sadly, the middle portion of the US (read: a ton of us Uncharted fans not on the coasts) get left out of these wonderful live events. What’s a man gotta do to get some love in Denver? We’re a major market now!
No you're not.
cubanfarmer on September 26th, 2011 at 12:31 pm said:
WHY ARENT YOU COMING TO CHICAGO THIS IS BS
TOTALLY!
MLFlumic on September 26th, 2011 at 12:37 pm said:
I wish I was american :(
Ha.
LordRaoh on September 26th, 2011 at 1:13 pm said:
I didn’t make the Uncharted 2 theater event last time. I was recently told at work to take as much vacation time as possible between now and November due to a tight December schedule so i may just take a day off to go to this in nyc, its not that far from my office actually.
The fact that someone has to sign for the delivered copy might be a problem, can someone sign for me? I’ll be at work when it arrives but I don’t want it delivered to my job. My mother lives nearby and I usually have my deliveries sent to her.
Outside of that I think i’m going to go to this. I wonder what the prizes will be (not that I ever win anything LOL)
You totally live with your mom still. Thanks for the update on your busy workload in December though.
Steveolio on September 26th, 2011 at 1:24 pm said:
Double love for California and NO LOVE for Chicago!? It’s only the third biggest city in the US. PLEASE ADD A SHOW TO CHICAGO! Went for Uncharted 2 and I now refer to it as “the event that changed my life!”
PLEASE!!!
That changed your life? Well, just wait until you finally talk to a girl!
NITROWOLF_2 on September 26th, 2011 at 1:29 pm said:
WHY YOU PLAYSTATION FOLKS NO COME TO MINNEAPOLIS
He's got a point. Why come they no do that?
Dbzlotrfan on September 26th, 2011 at 2:43 pm said:
Also: This is ‘all day’? Not just some certain hour? Some of us do have classes, although I have one both Tuesday & weds.
Attention, Sony. Attention, Sony. Please plan your events that you spend millions of dollars on around this asshole's school schedule. How inconsiderate of you.
JoeTheBeast16 on September 26th, 2011 at 12:20 pm said:
I Hate the cities.
I live in upstate new york.
And this is the ONLY time i have ever wanted to go to a city.
So thanks alot.
I wanna play Uncharted 3 on a huge theater screen…. :[
Now I gotta get back to trying to track Bigfoot...
RedGiant17 on September 26th, 2011 at 12:29 pm said:
Sadly, the middle portion of the US (read: a ton of us Uncharted fans not on the coasts) get left out of these wonderful live events. What’s a man gotta do to get some love in Denver? We’re a major market now!
No you're not.
cubanfarmer on September 26th, 2011 at 12:31 pm said:
WHY ARENT YOU COMING TO CHICAGO THIS IS BS
TOTALLY!
MLFlumic on September 26th, 2011 at 12:37 pm said:
I wish I was american :(
Ha.
LordRaoh on September 26th, 2011 at 1:13 pm said:
I didn’t make the Uncharted 2 theater event last time. I was recently told at work to take as much vacation time as possible between now and November due to a tight December schedule so i may just take a day off to go to this in nyc, its not that far from my office actually.
The fact that someone has to sign for the delivered copy might be a problem, can someone sign for me? I’ll be at work when it arrives but I don’t want it delivered to my job. My mother lives nearby and I usually have my deliveries sent to her.
Outside of that I think i’m going to go to this. I wonder what the prizes will be (not that I ever win anything LOL)
You totally live with your mom still. Thanks for the update on your busy workload in December though.
Steveolio on September 26th, 2011 at 1:24 pm said:
Double love for California and NO LOVE for Chicago!? It’s only the third biggest city in the US. PLEASE ADD A SHOW TO CHICAGO! Went for Uncharted 2 and I now refer to it as “the event that changed my life!”
PLEASE!!!
That changed your life? Well, just wait until you finally talk to a girl!
NITROWOLF_2 on September 26th, 2011 at 1:29 pm said:
WHY YOU PLAYSTATION FOLKS NO COME TO MINNEAPOLIS
He's got a point. Why come they no do that?
Dbzlotrfan on September 26th, 2011 at 2:43 pm said:
Also: This is ‘all day’? Not just some certain hour? Some of us do have classes, although I have one both Tuesday & weds.
Attention, Sony. Attention, Sony. Please plan your events that you spend millions of dollars on around this asshole's school schedule. How inconsiderate of you.
Saturday, September 24, 2011
Gmail is down. GMAIL IS DOWN! Update: Gmail is up. UP WE SAY!
The other day, Android Central reported Gmail was down. It was literally down for about 5 minutes then went right back up.
Posted by JohnJSalSeptember 23, 2011 - 21:44
Wow, what an unbelievable waste to even consider making that post.
But thank God you were here to let us know that with your insight, John!
Posted by JohnJSalSeptember 23, 2011 - 21:44
Wow, what an unbelievable waste to even consider making that post.
But thank God you were here to let us know that with your insight, John!
Friday, September 23, 2011
Kobe Bryant has offer to play in Italy
It's college football season followed by college basketball season so who cares what Kobe does ? Cancelling the entire NBA season is just fine. College basketball is where it's at..oh yeah Kobe never played college basketball...whatever.
I bet this guy never went to college.
I love the NBA but their players are ridiculous, they don't understand that the NBA doesn't make the kinda of money to support their huge contracts like it used to. I hope the NBA just shuts down and they all have to move to 3rd world countries and play.
Definitely the next logical step for millionaires...
I hope the NBA dies, ever since the 90s it has sucked.
Yeah, just go and die, you NBA person!
NBA is gay anyway.. I don't know many people in the south that care for the sport.
It's so gay, isn't it Chucklepuff?
Geez trolls, give it up, seriously. Cant you make one comment without "Kobe is a rapist" or "Lebum is better than MJ"? Make an intelligent comment for once.
I hate baseball myself, but I thought a guy trying to talk sense into other idiots on a board with a username like that was great.
F professional sports man! we fans spend our hard earned money to buy tickets, pay 8.50 a beer, buy our kids at least 2 hotdogs; while they TRY and figure out how to split up millions. To play a game we all played as little kids!!!We are the ones who suffer. I would like to say thank you for your greed. Thanks alot guys.
Yeah, but no one wants to pay to see you and your fat, hot dog swallowing kids play basketball.
EXCLUSIVE FIFA 12 REVIEW on IGN.com
spazzfm: Meh. Sports game :/
He was the first person to comment, btw. I love when people go read a review of a game they have no intention of buying or even like, then write a crappy comment.
Jenko96: Who actually gives a flying f*** about Fifa? It's been the same game for literally 4 years now...
Grr, I care about it so little i'm gonna get so angry and write about it!!!
He was the first person to comment, btw. I love when people go read a review of a game they have no intention of buying or even like, then write a crappy comment.
Jenko96: Who actually gives a flying f*** about Fifa? It's been the same game for literally 4 years now...
Grr, I care about it so little i'm gonna get so angry and write about it!!!
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Playstation Network down for a couple minutes...
gena760 on September 21st, 2011 at 9:02 am said:
Yeah Playstation give us a freaking update asap!!! I was just playing yesterday and today i cant log in!!! WTF! ! If you guys knew that there was going to be maintanence done, shouldn’t we been notified about it. This sucks. There better be psn by the time i come back from school or else its over.
I love the "its over" threat.
Yeah Playstation give us a freaking update asap!!! I was just playing yesterday and today i cant log in!!! WTF! ! If you guys knew that there was going to be maintanence done, shouldn’t we been notified about it. This sucks. There better be psn by the time i come back from school or else its over.
I love the "its over" threat.
Monday, September 19, 2011
A List of Names That Would Be Better for Netflix’s DVD Business Than Qwikster
acatzr800 Mon 19 Sep 2011 9:48 AM
1) Qwikster is retarded.
2) Its like calling rednecks "Hicksters" without even the Qw
3) Have we learned nothing about words starting with Qw? ie. they're retarded
"Now that I've stated my case with very strong points, I'm going to go watch Labyrinth for the 800th time."
Resident Evil 4 Hits PSN on Tuesday, Plus Subscribers Get 50% Off
Trophies and Achievements are also another huge topic for game nerds. Apparently, Resident Evil 4 has more achievements on 360 than it does on the PS3. Yeah...I know.
zzamaro on September 16th, 2011 at 8:10 am said:
Any reason RE4 doesn’t have a Platinum when the 360 version will have 1000G? You already lost some customers(GameFAQs and PS3trophies) including me for that reason.
For trophy haters, I already have this game.
So, why are you getting it again? Just for a fake trophy?
DarkRecoil on September 16th, 2011 at 9:16 am said:
No platinum trophy? is that a joke? OMG Sony, why do you keep letting Capcom doing this to you LOL lol epic fail loooool
Funniest thing this guy ever heard.
Zarxce on September 16th, 2011 at 9:17 am said:
No plat trophy and no retail disc copy pretty much turned me off from buying this. I already bought the resident evil bundle with code veronica, RE4 and RE Outbreak on PS2. Going to need more incentive to purchase again.
Um...
REEF1017 on September 16th, 2011 at 12:22 pm said:
How in the heck did you allow capcom to stiff your fan base like this. There is NO reason why the 360 version of RE4 gets a 1000 gamer score and we don’t get a platinum. In case YOU did not know there are are a whole lot people who upset about this and I myself will not purchase RE4 until this fixed!!!
I am nerd, hear me roar!!!!
zzamaro on September 16th, 2011 at 8:10 am said:
Any reason RE4 doesn’t have a Platinum when the 360 version will have 1000G? You already lost some customers(GameFAQs and PS3trophies) including me for that reason.
For trophy haters, I already have this game.
So, why are you getting it again? Just for a fake trophy?
DarkRecoil on September 16th, 2011 at 9:16 am said:
No platinum trophy? is that a joke? OMG Sony, why do you keep letting Capcom doing this to you LOL lol epic fail loooool
Funniest thing this guy ever heard.
Zarxce on September 16th, 2011 at 9:17 am said:
No plat trophy and no retail disc copy pretty much turned me off from buying this. I already bought the resident evil bundle with code veronica, RE4 and RE Outbreak on PS2. Going to need more incentive to purchase again.
Um...
REEF1017 on September 16th, 2011 at 12:22 pm said:
How in the heck did you allow capcom to stiff your fan base like this. There is NO reason why the 360 version of RE4 gets a 1000 gamer score and we don’t get a platinum. In case YOU did not know there are are a whole lot people who upset about this and I myself will not purchase RE4 until this fixed!!!
I am nerd, hear me roar!!!!
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
First post of the day: 9/13/11
Figured I'd start it off with a couple of things I've read and chuckled at so far today...again, these are real comments by real douchebags.
Videogame commenters are some of my favorite because they're CRAZY. They flip out over the littlest thing. They'll threaten to murder Sony Execs if they don't like the boxart of a new game, threaten to burn down Best Buy if they don't answer a question, it's just hilarious. They also go back and forth on which is better, Xbox or PS3, CONSTANTLY. Here are some good game comments from the past week.
Miguelito Kache- Yooo...I
could tell everyone here loves PS3, & Hate on MS xbox.. But let me
said something to set everything st-8 here.... The first two years the
WII came out... It out sold PS3 & XBOX...RIGHT! An the last three
years the XBOX 360 Has sold more Units than the PS3 & WII.. RIGHT...
so, Its clear to say the PS3 lives only in JAPAN... WHERE THEY OUTSOLD
THE MS XBOX360.... BUT WAT ABOUT UNITED KINDOMS & UNITED STATES
WHERE THE PS3 DOESn't SHOW ANY GROUND... MS XBOX ITS HERE TO STAY... PS3
FAN YA SHOULD STOP HATING ON THE NEW EVOLUTION CONSOLE... THAT'S
WORKING SO HARD TO JOIN GAMERS TOGETHER ON XBOX LIVE & PC....
SOMETHING THAT THE PS3 WILL NEVER DO... OHHH... & KINET... YA DOn't
WANT TO HEIR ABOUT IT... EVOLUTION ON THE MAKING SOMETHING YOU NEVER
SEEN POSSIBLE... SHUT YA MOUTH AND LOOK AT WHAT's HAPPENING AROUND YOU
Before YOU TALK.... USSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH......
"Shakespeare would be jealous, Miguelito."
MYellott: Am I the only one who has virtually no interest in Sony's new hardware, whether it be console or handheld? There are plenty (dare I say too many) multi-platform titles that I'm honestly content if the 360 is my only console for the next 5 years. Although, I have to say I'm definitely not the target audience anymore, having completed my education and working, starting a family, etc. new tech gadgets are a very low priority to me these days. I used to be the kid who always wanted to have the newest this or that, but now that I have the money to indulge, I find that I don't want them so much anymore. I got burned buying the 3DS at launch and it just sits on a shelf looking pretty. Maybe I'm just getting out of gaming altogether. *shrugs*
Videogame commenters are some of my favorite because they're CRAZY. They flip out over the littlest thing. They'll threaten to murder Sony Execs if they don't like the boxart of a new game, threaten to burn down Best Buy if they don't answer a question, it's just hilarious. They also go back and forth on which is better, Xbox or PS3, CONSTANTLY. Here are some good game comments from the past week.
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ARTICLE: Microsoft 'Clearly Concerned' About Games Looking Better on PS3, says Analyst (9/7/11 on Industry Gamers)
"Shakespeare would be jealous, Miguelito."
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ARTICLE: God of War: Origins Collection Hits PS3 Today With Launch Trailer (9/13/11 on the Official PS Blog)
+ bakerarmy on September 13th, 2011 at 12:18 pm said:
Rip
off. Instead of these HD conversions we should just have ps2 support.
Let’s take the PSP GTA stories, they didn’t get remade, just ported to
the ps2.
I used to be fixed on trophy hunting, but gave it. With that said, I
will just play them again on my psp, they look better on the smaller
screen still.
"Oh man. You totally showed SONY by replaying games you beat years ago and playing them again on your PSP just to prove a point."
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ARTICLE: Facebook gets a noticeable update, starts to suck less (9/12/11 on Android Central)
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ARTICLE: PlayStation Store Update (9/13/11 on the Official PS Blog)
*These are usually my favorite awful commenters of the week. You'll see why.
"This guy answered him with a very articulate suggestion...
ARTICLE: PlayStation Store Update (9/13/11 on the Official PS Blog)
*These are usually my favorite awful commenters of the week. You'll see why.
FredPunella on September 13th, 2011 at 3:49 pm said:
Why did anyone bother to put that GIANT PILE OF FAIL that is BulletStorm on the store?
Worst game of 2011.
"Awesome feedback, Fred."
SuddenDepact on September 13th, 2011 at 3:57 pm said:
dont jurassic park the game come out in the 15th??? any word on the price??
"My favorite thing about these commenters, besides their grammar, is how Xbox and PS3 and even the Wii release multiple games a week, yet there is always someone so concerned over a game that no one is talking about and is probably gonna suck anyway."
This next guy was absolute gold. Just look at the timeline of his comments and his final reply to someone who was trying to help him, which made me almost pee my pants.
my ps store dont have fifa 12 demo??? why?
MartinsSCB at 4:19 pm said:
my ps store dont have fifa 12 demo??? why?????
MartinsSCB at 4:22 pm said:
my ps store dont have fifa 12 demo??? why????? its because im in europe??
MartinsSCB at 4:24 pm said:
fifa12????
MartinsSCB at 4:44 pm said:
?????????
MartinsSCB at 4:48 pm said:
i want fifa 12… why my ps store can actualize yet??? its because im from europe?
"I swear I'm not making these up"
MartinsSCB at 4:50 pm said:
fifa 12 demo i want you so bad
"I literally laughed out loud after reading this one"
MartinsSCB at 4:54 pm said:
jesus my ps store isnt updated! I have never wanted a game this badly.
4 fifa 12 make a usa account gosh lil kids rr so stupid nowadays i did 4 EU too get da rugby an pes12 demo early an WOW supercharged V8 racer is only $2.50 WAIT sooo i can buy PSN plus 1 month an still have enough too buy it with a $20?? just need a lil chump change in my account left over let me check their it is!!!! POWER too budget gamers! CRAZY UPDATE 4 those EXTREME gamers bet xbunts dosen’t update like this!!!
"Yeah these kids are mad stoopid. And now the best response ever..."
imacrash you are a geek i can wait im not like you … sorry -.-
GOLD!!! You can wait? You commented 9 times in an hour for a DEMO to a game. Hilarious.
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Article -Two Reasons NBA 2K12 Is Better Than Ever (9/13/11 on IGN.com)
DreMurf1205: OK! NOW IM A BELIEVER!! FORGET THE LOCK OUT! IM BUYING THIS GAME!!!
SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT....... When you choose to play as the '64 Celtics, the game goes black & white?! (ala Kingdom hearts 2 when you get to old school mickey mouse in steam boat willie world?!)
The Charlotte Hornets?! LJ, ZO, K. Gill, & Mugsy?! ARE YOU ACTUALLY SERIOUS?!!!
"Yes, DreMurf. Just like Mickey Mouse. Best comparison ever. "
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Article - Uncharted 3 Preview (9/2/11 on Giantbomb.com)
JohnPaulVann: I'll pass. The graphics are shit and so is the gameplay.
"These crack me up because the games in this series have won pretty much every award possible for graphics, story, gameplay, writing, etc. Haters gotta hate, son."
CopyCatZen: Im too old for video games, but this will get me back to it.
"I'm so old for them I don't even go on random websites about video games I've never heard of and comment on them. Pssh."
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Article - Madden '12 Review (9/4/11 on Giantbomb.com)
ashbash: I know almost nothing about American Football. Same with the "other" football, actually. I know nothing about any sport.
"I know nothing about this thing or have no interest in it. Let me waste a minute of my day to comment on how little I know about it."
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Article - Playstation 4 in Early 2013??? (9/4/11 on Giantbomb.com)
"When people give direct 'advice' to enormous corporations, it makes me laugh."
DCSchark: I want the PS4 to come out when I graduate HS: 2014. That would be awesome! :)
"Mark your calendar, Sony!"
C-P-30: i think that it would be cool if the ps4 has a projector on it or a 12 inch touch screen.maybe even have a battery in it in case of power outages or if you want to use it not pluged into the wall.whatever you do sony just do a good job and at a reasonable price.
"Get on it, Sony!"
gatsbythepig: Why even take the time to write this? There is no news, only speculation that can't be corroborated and eventually it will come true anyway.
Here's one for you," the end is near". We can't confirm nor deny the statement but we believe that one day, it will be true.
What a waste of time.
"Your comment wasn't."
"Seriously guys, I'm just not that interested in gadgets anymore. Even though the 3DS came out just a few months ago and I still won't let my children play it, I just have better things to do. I'm not even in this target market. Stop making me come to video game websites and comment on stuff I have no interest in anymore!" *shrugs*
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